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JacktheBlack 9,761 edits since November 19, 2008

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From Gears of War

"my mother broad on my laptop is fried"
— JTB on why god hates him
Welcome! I'm a Commander of this COG facility.
JacktheBlack is an Administrator of Gearspedia. Any complaints or problems? Let him know on his talk page.
Jack the Black
Biographical information
Homeworld

Sera

Date of birth

19 years before Emergence Day/Mar,13,90

Physical description
Rank(s)

Bureaucrat

Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

5.5

Weapons
  • Banhammer
  • Axe
  • Mop
Hair color

Black

Eye color

brown

Chronological and political information
Notable Facts
  • Been vandalize 4 times
  • wrote the 400 article
    • And 500 page
  • FYI I am not a Obama supporter, in fact I'm extremely Anti-Obama plus the pic is epic.
Affiliation

Coalition of Ordered Governments


"He's a near dictatorial leader"
— Banned User on JacktheBlack
"Don't worry. I got your back like a butt-crack."
— To Jessie and Marly on editing on gearspedia and asking for a sexual harassment suit


Contents

Hello

Personal favorite image from the "sourcebook"
"Eightyone is the good crat, I'm the asshole crat that bans people on their first offense."
— JacktheBlack giving a "warm" welcome too all the IPs

I'm JacktheBlack.I have a very negative opinion on the "founders" of this wikia. I am 19 and planing on Joining the Army. I live in Pembroke Pines Florida. If you have any questions concerns don't hesitate to message me or just a plain hate mail please leave it on my talk page :D . I am a gearhead and a big fan of the Gears of War Series and very devoted to the series.

Fun Facts

  • I don't own a 360 or any of the Gears of War games.
  • I have every released comic and book so far.
  • The only reason I'd join was to make a few battle pages and now I'm a bureaucrat.

Our policy

If Epic Games say it canon we will post it.

My policy

Source is always canon. The interpretation is the problem. I have been known to admit I can be wrong on things.

Favorite Quotes

"That's one! That's two! That's three! That's four! That's five motherfuckers!"
— Marcus Fenix upon eliminating a Locust patrol in the Hollows
"Aww... ain't that cute."
"Like two assholes on their first date.
"
— Augustus Cole and Dominic Santiago, on Marcus and Baird's arguing
"Being a Gear is a helluva lot more interesting"
— Michael Barrick on joining via Operation Lifeboat

Gears of War Riddles

I did not create this.

  • I am speculated alive yet unnoticeable alive and will burn if you ever decided to swim or give you a very strange illness
  • Trapped for years and held in cases yet when released we are not happy. But what are we?
  • Some people say I'm stupid - they judge me because I'm bulky - I was once taken down in a store on the sovereign boulevard
  • I rule a kingdom and live in a castle but am unlike any other. I am a bird which symbolizes darkness. I drop down to save soldiers.
  • Infested with locust I rage on towards the end in desperation
  • "We are gone now but not forgotten. We lurk in the shadows. Illuminate or die."
  • A workers tool before sunrise
  • I'm shriveled up and look like a raisin
  • Robin hoods tool for measuring the force acting on an object to make it rotate
  • A small version of a London landmark - Ferrari motion sensitive explosive

Favorite Gears

Pet Peeves on Gearspedia and Gears of War

  • When people say the Queen speak English (Its Tyran!)
  • When someone create an article but dos not put any templates or link it.
  • Uploading images without putting the licenses or replacing the original with something complete different
  • leaving a message that is completely useless like this one
  • Crack pot theories
  • People thinking Sera is a colony of Earth/Sera is Earth.
  • Never mastering the new ref code.
  • When people said Gears are super soldiers. They are not [1]

My Goal

My goal is to expand this wikia too become the most respected Gears of War information site. Rule out the fanon and have the best information for gearshead who are interested in the story and universe of Gears of War. I want this wikia to go beyond the Games and tell the story of the COG. I want the universe of gears explained from their religion too what they eat. I want this too be the wikipedia of Gears of War.

To-Do list

  • Getting an COG symbol Stencil
  • Adding images to articles(I really like doing this for some odd reason)
  • Add personality & traits to all characters (I NEED TO FINISH THIS!)
  • Update/fix all Gears of War 1 pages.
  • Add new template to all cities
  • Create an official Gearspedia policy
  • *Reread Aspho Fields
  • GET REAL COG TAGS
  • Recruit New Admins
  • Update info from Jacinto's Remnant(Doing this now)
  • Create Disambiguation pages
  • Make an article for the COG armed forces
    • Navy
    • Air Corps
    • Army
  • Start a requirement drive on major Gears of War Forums
  • Find out the name of the Unknown Gear at 2:05 in the Hydra boss battle.
  • 500 legitimate pages.
  • 600 legitimate pages.</s
  • 700 legitimate pages.
  • <s>Write a Propaganda on Sera Page
  • Add more Epic employees
  • Write both a Socialism and Fascism.
  • Create a category for individual pictures of characters.
  • Create individual comics.
  • Update info from Gears of War PC (Playlist of all cutscenes)
  • Add ALL Epic employees.
  • Read all the fraking comic book.
  • Milk the Last Day site of all it info.
  • Read art of Gears of War.
  • Update all possible info from the art book.
  • Add KR and Centaur units
  • Make an article about energy
  • Finish the The Art of Gears of War.
  • Add more User Box.
  • Update all the main characters from Gears of War 2 and Hollow.
  • Add all Thrashball teams
  • Tech page for Humans/Serans<s/>
  • <s>Add info from the comic book too characters pages.
    • Marcus Fenix
    • Hoffman
    • Dominic Santiago
    • Anya Stroud
    • Jace
    • Cole
    • Adam
    • Baird
    • Tai
  • Update Delta-One and Sigma-One
  • This list is subject to change.

Played/Read

  • Gears of War 1
  • Gears of War 2
  • Gears of War:Aspho Fields
  • Gears of War:Jacinto's Remnant
  • Gears of War:Hollows Issue 1
  • Gears of War:Hollows Issue 2
  • Gears of War:Hollows Issue 3
  • Gears of War:Hollows Issue 4
  • Gears of War:Hollows Issue 5
  • Gears of War:Hollows Issue 6
  • Gears of War:The Quickening
  • Art of Gears of War
  • Gears of War:Source book
  • Gears of War:Harper's Story
  • Gears of War:Barren Issue 9
  • Gears of War:Barren Issue 10

My Contribution

Who ever said I'm not a gearhead?

My workbench

User:JacktheBlack/workbench

Articles that I wrote or greatly helped on

They are not in order. I notice I write a lot of stubs articles.

Templates I'd made

Battles of Locust-Human War
A.E.O Emergence Day
A.E.1 Fall of Ostri · Battle of Jannermont · Battle of Andius · Ambush on Voslov Bridge ·Hammer of Dawn counterattack
A.E.5 Fall of Landown
A.E.10 Battle of Ephyra
A.E.14 Lightmass Offensive · Ambush at Sovereigns Boulevard · Evacuation of North Gate · Jilane Massacre · Mission to the Pirnah Badlands · Sinking of Tollen and Montevado · Mission to Tollen · Battle for Fucked · Mission to Montevado · Second Battle of Jilane · Siege of Jacinto
A.E.15 Siege of Jacinto · Operation Hollow Storm · Assault on Landown · Battle of Ilima · Mission to New Hope Research Facility · Siege of Nexus · First Mission to Merrenat Naval Base · Skirmish south of Port Farrall · Second Mission to Merrenat Naval Base
Unamed battles Battle outside of Jacinto · Unidentified M.O.U.T. battle · Battle near Jacinto


Battles of the Pendulum Wars
Siege of Anvil Gate · Battle of Irohma Island · Sarfuth-Maranday Border Incident · Operation Leveler


Coalition of Ordered Governments
Military: Coalition High Command · COG Army · COG Navy · Engineering Corps
Government: Civil Protection Service · Council of Sovereigns · Defense Select Committee · Department of Conscription · Department of Health · Intelligence Agency
History: Alexiy Desipich · Nassar Embry · Allfathers · Austere Canon · Octus Canon · Fortification Act


Template:Military terms

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  • box
  • I
  • made
  • it

Best Thing to happen to the Wiki

Newgrounds FTW

Awards

"w00t!"
— JacktheBlack after his second award


Image:Embry_Star.png This user, JacktheBlack, has been awarded the Embry Star, the highest decoration of the Coalition of Ordered Governments, for their outstanding devotion to Gearspedia.
Given on 25 January 2009, by EightyOne .
This user has been given the Howling Wolf Award; Given by Godlike xB3ASTx, for great contributions and hard work all for the benefit of this wiki.

This user, JacktheBlack, has been awarded The Relentless Award, for creating a staggering number of articles and his general contribution to Gearspedia. This user has proven himself worthy of this acclamation of persistence by EightyOne. Given on 9th April 2009.

This user is Insane because of his work in creating so many articles from the comics. Given by EightyOne on 10th March 2009.



On this date, Tuesday 12th May 2009, JacktheBlack made his five thousandth edit on Gearspedia. This award is a small commemoration of this incredible achievement.

Boxes

This User read Gears of War:Aspho Fields and loved it!
This User read Gears of War:Jacinto's Remnant and loved it!
This User read Gears of War:Hollow issue 1-6 and loved it!
This User read Gears of War:Sourcebook and was disappointed
This user thinks Michael Barrick is awesome!
This user thinks Dizzy is awesome!
This user thinks the Locust Horde are misunderstood!
Hello. My name is JacktheBlack and I'm addicted to Gearspedia. Dammit!
This user things Gearespedia is the best source of information for the Gears of War universe and dares anyone to find a better site.
This user has completed Gears of War on the Insane difficulty.
This user has completed Gears of War on the Hardcore difficulty.
This user loves the COG.
This user is just a lowly Gear.
This user has completed Gears of War 2 on the Casual difficulty.
This user has completed Gears of War 2 on the hardcore difficulty.
This user watches Battlestar Galactica.
This user watches Lost.
This user supports Operation Iraqi Freedom.
This user, JacktheBlack, lives in the Eastern Time Zone.


This user is American.
This user is anti-communist
This user is Cuban
This User supports the legalization of marijuana.
This User is anti-Obama.
This user loves to speak in British English...wanker